Functionally Dead
Full details Submission Guidelines Please email pitches to functionallydead@gmail.com . Please do not submit a full piece! A brief summary and a title is perfect. For art submissions, you can include the finished piece. There’s no hard limit on the number of pitches/pieces you can send us at a time, but try to keep it reasonable. 5 feels about right. Please include “Submission” in the subject line. We are primarily interested in publishing short, left-leaning political satire, non-political comedy that speaks to the current moment, and earnest non-comedic essays from a Leftist perspective. Short fiction / poetry isn’t really our thing, but if you really think it’d fit our voice, send it over! We typically don’t publish pieces over 1,200 words unless it’s REALLY interesting. Is your piece really that interesting? If you’re wondering, it’s probably not. We look at pitches from contributors the week after an issue is released. We’ll get back to you by th...